Ducks - You say that like it's a bad thing.

( Dexter S05E04 )

( Castle S03E05 )

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I swear, this remake trend is going to drive me insane. I just read that there's a HELLRAISER REMAKE BEING MADE? WTF?

You know, I might as well just give up being offended by the whole thing, it's not like anybody cares if it makes me want to vomit.

*grumbles* Hellraiser remake.

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You know what's kind of funny -- and probably the only funny thing about the friggin non-stop bullshit ads of the political season? I just realized there's only a couple of announcer guys who do them -- I wonder if they'll work for any party, or only the one they choose? I know when I noticed the pattern, it was the same voice for two Democratic ads. I'll have to see if I hear him when the Repugs come up.

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I smell pizza baking. I'm drooling all over myself. Apropos to nothing except approaching lunch. Excuse me.

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30 Days Memes, DAY TEN

( True Blood )
( Angel )
( Buffy )

( All the Days: True Blood )
( All the Days: Angel )
( All the Days: Buffy )

After last week, I'm not so quick to bow down this week. We'll have to see how things go.

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Okay, TV catch up time. Most of these are brief because I'm sick and I don't feel commenty.

( Dexter S05E01 )

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( Sons of Anarchy S03E04 )

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Terriers was REALLY good this week -- the story is starting to go somewhere. Come on, baby, hold on a while longer! ( Read more... ) I love this show, I don't want it to go away. For those of you who have been holding off, or thought it didn't have enough umph, the action is really starting to pick up, and the storyline is growing some teeth.

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Stolen from cleolinda: The Avatar-Inspired Masturbation Toy, For The Man Who Masturbates To Avatar

... whut?

But don't feel bad, ladies or gents so inclined... there's a corresponding model for you too.

You can put it on the shelf next to your sparkling Twilight Edward Peen.

Whatever happened to old fashioned things that were like, flesh colored? Maybe sparkly pink just for fun? Or hey, here's something radical -- USING YOUR HANDS!

Sorry. Themed sex toys wig me out. Especially when they look like that Avatar dildo. *shudder* (Although, I don't know, it might be interesting if it wasn't THEMED.)

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I'm not a big Oprah fan, but I have to say A MILLION THANK YOU'S to the woman for interviewing JK Rowling instead of Stephenie Freaking Bane of My Existence Meyer. THANK YOU.

Of course, I'm bored senseless by the interview, but it's the principle of the thing. You don't have to be fascinated by a writer to really enjoy their material, no?

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Speaking of writing, starting tomorrow or Sunday and over the next month or so, I'm going to be needing a beta or two or three for some fic I'll be writing -- mostly B/A mush for schmoop_bingo. Some will be porny, but all with be morshy. Anybody in the mood, please let me know.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled waiting for Supernatural to come on.