True Blood S02E02 - RUNNING COMMENTARY! (Better catch it. *G*)

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Season 2, Episode 2: Keep This Party Started

Okay, first: Eric throws an arm at Lafayette. Why does that amuse me so much?

And how does Eric still stay so hot drooling blood all over the floor? And covered with gore, and surrounded by bits of a guy he just tore apart?

"If you have any silver on you, now would be the time to reveal it."

"Oh, this is bad. Pam is gonna kill me."

"Who the fuck is Pam?"

"Would you like to meet her?"

"No, I'm good." Hee.

I love that Pam does Eric's hair. Can't he pay somebody to do his hair? And dude, he's wearing flip-flops.

"I wouldn't try anything rash if I were you. I'm still hungry," he says as he kicks bit of AIDSburger asshole out of the way.

Aww, sweet Sookie and Bill chatting in the bedroom.

HA! "This is a disaster. We're going to have to go much shorter than I planned." Pam so rocks. And Eric is even a little afraid of her, at least as far as his beauty treatments go. Note the stuff on his desk: a bottle of Southern Comfort and a bottle of Tobasco sauce. What else do you need, really? Or is that Pam's desk?

Oh, Lafayette, man. You also rule. This is an awesome piece of dialogue: "Oh, don't get it twisted, honeycomb, I'm a survivor first, a capitalist second, and a whole bunch of other shit after that, but a hooker dead last. So if I got even a Jew at an Al Quaida pep rally shot at getting my black ass up out this motherfucker, I'm taking it. So what you wanna know?"

Ah, that sure is Jason -- fun, but stupid. Swedish is hot!

HOYAY! Tight end. Hee.

"You wanna bunk together?" "Shit yeah." "Don't say shit."

Oh, HELLO, Eggs. You're looking lovely today. Yow. Okay, I'm officially a sexist pig, because half the time he was talking, I was staring at his chest, shoulders and OMG those abs. He's WAY hotter than Jason, ya'll. And those JEANS. Phew. *fans self*

Uh oh, Jessica's family on TV. Of course Sookie is going to want her to get in touch with them, and of course that's going to be a total disaster.

Dude, Steve's smile creeps me out. Of course, the whole H8 Camp thing freaks me right out.

Poor Sam, man. He is so screwed. Jesus, that woman can eat!

Woo! Look at Jason go! Looks like his boyfriend doesn't like him any... I'm sorry, was I talking? Eggs may be hotter, but Jason's body ain't unpleasant to lick all over.

Ugh, couldn't Eric even send somebody down to clean up the AIDSburger asshole?

Well, Lafayette did say he was a survivor first. I think I lost a little of my lunch just now. But still, stealing his hip replacement is pretty damn clever! You go, Lafayette!

Tara, you should listen to that something inside you, because if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.

Aw, poor Daphne.

What was Sookie hearing in MaryAnn's head? Spell work? MaryAnn chanting so Sookie can't read her thoughts?

OMG LAFAYETTE! What's that waitress' name again? Hee. She flips out over every little thing, doesn't she?

Ah, Jesus Pop. Is there anything more insidious? And... tedious? Anybody else want to punch Amanda James in the face? "Jesus Asked Me Out Today"? Seriously? Ugh.

Jessica never watched TV? Well, I can't say I don't agree. But oh, the teen angst thing has got to ease up, man. Oh, Sookie, don't tell the vampire girl that it feels better to go hang out in her family's room. That = stalking, and it will never go well.

"Oh, thank you, Sookie. Thank you so much."
"Don't mention it. To Bill. Ever."

HAHAHAHAHA BILL IN THE MALL! ERIC IN THE MALL!

Oh yes, Eric, I like very VERY much.

Okay, I need an icon of Sara with those fake fangs. LOL! But poor dumb Jason is so fucked up.

Heh. Daphne. Awww, Terry and Arlene.

Uh oh... Table four. Man, I wish I could eat like MaryAnn and look like MaryAnn.

An Epileptic on Meth? Jeeze, poor Andy! Who would say something that rude to someone? Okay, my friend H totally would back in the day. I remember we were in a bar one night -- she is one of those women that EVERYBODY hits on, male, female and otherwise -- and this poor kid comes up all drunk and stupid and asks her to dance, and she just gives him this bland look and says, "You just spit on me." The kid just melted into a puddle of shame and dribbled away. I confess, I laughed, but I felt bad for him at the same time.

Oh dear. MaryAnn must have been eating so she could cause some trouble. Or so the music tells me.

ERIC AND BILL IN THE MALL. ERIC AND BILL IN THE MALL. ERIC. And BILL. IN. THE. MALL.

"I'm only asking your permission out of respect. If I want her, I can simply take her." GAH. TAKE ME INSTEAD, ERIC. Okay, so maybe I can't read minds, but I have... other skills. *G*

Wait... isn't the actress who plays Jessica's sister Eden the same one who played Arlene's daughter last season?

Oh, shit, don't invite her in!

Oh, hi Eggs. *sigh*

Uh oh, Jason's boyfriend is mad. Ha! "What's with you snapping the American flag in half like some Muslim Buffy with a dick?"

The... Lukinator? Oy. I think you should stake him first, Jason.

B-52's! YAY! I want to go to that party! Screw my free will.

Awww, poor Sam!

Uh oh. Daddy, I wouldn't go get your belt if I were you. Oh wait, you're wearing it. Well... I guess you're screwed, then.

"Please, sir, won't you come in?"

Oh, Sookie, NOW you're going to have a fight.

OMG HOW CAN IT BE OVER? WAAAAAAH! LAFAYETTE! JASON! SOOKIE! BILL! SAM! JESSICAOMG!



I don't know if my heart can take these cliffhangers every week!

Dudes, that fucking ROCKED. AGAIN.

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